A Conspiracy Theory
“I heard a really interesting conspiracy theory. It involves 19 guys with box cutters. None of them could take off, fly, or land a piper cub. They were directed by a guy in a cave 10,000 miles away. They hijacked four airliners and flew all but one of them into buildings, executing mid-air maneuvers that not even the most experienced fighter pilots can pull off in the world's most advanced jet fighters. The fourth airliner crashed, scattering parts over an 8 square mile area but it was not shot down and a bomb did not go off on board, but rather, it was brought down by passengers who had made cell phone calls to friends and family even though cell phones don't work on airliners because they move too fast from cell to cell for the software involved to handle things. Most of the hijackers were from Saudi Arabia, so, in response to this conspiracy, the United States attacked Afghanistan and Iraq, effectively busting up the conspiracy. I think I read this thing in some hack spy novel some time or other.”
--- anonymous